This is my personal blog. WARNING: I post inconsistently AND there is no central theme. If you do not like this, I suggest not following. Moving on: Hi, I'm Lo. I reblog... ALOT. I'm 27 and my pronouns are they/she/he. I hope we can be friends. Hmu if you feel like chatting. :)
Jaskier: So your brother Eskel takes the route through the Blue Mountains and your brother Lambert blows things up around Novigrad, but what does your dear father do?
Geralt: Vesemir? Nothing. He stays at the keep. Fixes walls.
Jaskier: Geralt, my dear, be serious. There’s no way any relation of yours can stay out of mischief for long. You’re telling me a Witcher stays cooped up in that castle, sweeping floors, cooking meals, and dusting like a sweet little housewife?
Geralt: *grunts angrily*
Jaskier, laughing: Geralt, I guarantee your dear father is growing weed and getting fucked whenever you children aren’t home.
Geralt: *scarred silence* That’s not true.
Vesemir, at that exact moment in Kaer Morhen: Fucking come on, Guxart. Put your back into it!
Jaskier: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Geralt speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.
Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —
Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).
Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.
It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.
Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.
It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention
I hope fledgling Daniel gets to flex the ancient blood in his veins by fighting the vampires that try to go after him for publishing IWTV, throwing them into walls, setting them on fire with his mind, getting high off the sheer power in a twisted reversal of those nights in San Francisco
Then he gets too cocky when he finds Armand who swiftly reminds him where his Gift came from by effortlessly slamming Daniel to the ground, reducing him to a whimpering mess once again, as he presses his boot to Daniel’s groin with a sneer, “You’ll have to do better than that, boy.”
armand had one (1) moment alone with daniel and made sure to tell him how he had public theatre box sex with lestat while lestat’s boyfriend cried watching them
To me, Loustat and Devil’s Minion are mostly their own things, but y'know, sometimes all four of them get together and then Loumand, Danlou, and Danstat all get to play. 💖
